wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
(Source: barackinaroundthechristmastree, via katherinearandez)
trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone
or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops
Two kinds of people.
(Source: samuelfriberg, via uni-fucking-corn-s)
i wonder how many future famous people i’ve met
the question is not “have i reblogged this already?” but “how many times can i reblog this until people notice?”